February 2012
victoryjobs:
“I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye,” said Kanye to a mural of Kanye wearing an airbrushed Prada t-shirt of Kanye holding a photo of Kanye in front of Kanye’s mirror as a rocket ship full of Kanyes soared overhead.
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Lyle: Hey. You. Wait. Listen. Hold it. Stop. Just stop.
Me: bbbbb
Lyle: Ol' Lyle needs to talk at ya for a second
Me: bbbb
Lyle: Me? I'm Lyle. This place? Blah blah. Blah. Blah blah blah.
Me: bbbbbbbb
Lyle: Enough about me. Your name? Blahblahlbha.
Me: bbbbb
Lyle: I hate my life why do I work here
Me: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Lyle: Oh god just get me fired. I'm a huge pity pool.
Me: bbbbbbbb
Lyle: fuck shit my life is over god damn I hate everything.
Me: bbbbbbbbbbb
Lyle: let us break into your house to evaluate it
Me: bbbb
Lyle: fuck
Me: b
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Watchpotatoleader:
Merry, stop.
ghostkid:
kanye west: will you be my valentine
kanye west: yes
Watchtyleroakley:
God bless the Internet.
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if my sister asks me about my old macbook one more time i’m going to throw it out the window and then run over it with the car
